Monday, February 18, 2008 Y
The Daily Whatever
Monday, February 18, 2008
The Invisible Enemy
In recent years there has been a number of diseases originated from animals - Sars, Avian Flu etc. Today, a new type of disease has surfaced, J-Bug.
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J-bug is a highly contagious disease affecting girls of age 21. As the virus is new, the human immune system will have no pre-existing immunity.
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A laboratory test has been carried out by Doctor Silver Koh & Researcher Mango Soh. The systoms are quite easily identifiable. 2 girls aged 21 who have caught the J-bug were being diagnosed and specific nature of the J-bug is similar in the 2 cases. In the case of Angie, she is crazy over the now-popular pop singers, JJ Lin and Jay Chou. Coincidentally, she went to eat at Jack's Place and is in love with Jack & Jill potato chips. There is a high possibility that she will know a guy named Jack in the near future. In Siewfen's case, she is now working under a boss called Jeric. Under the same company, there are 3 persons whose names are Jim (JunJie), Jackie and Jack. She used to work in a company who also has a James. Currently studying in SIM, she has a classmate named Jeremy (JiaJun). And a guy she just know not long ago called Jason. Both Angie & Siewfen also share a JC junior, Junyi.
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MOH strongly encourages girls to adopt proper behaviour such as steering clear of guys who strike up a conversation with you out of the blues, practice strong determination and not be gullible. Those who have flu-like symptoms are advised to seek medical help promptly.
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There is as yet, no specific treatment for J-Bug.
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